An elderly couple, Norman and Molly, moved to Texas. Norman always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Molly looked him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Norman stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen naked except for the boots. He asked again, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Molly looked up and exclaimed, "Norman, it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!"

Furious, Norman yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S
HANGING DOWN, MOLLY?''

"Nope", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

Without changing her expression, Molly replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Norm."