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1 Arachnoleptic - fit The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
2 Beelzebug - Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
3 Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4 Cashtration - The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5 Dopelar - effect The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.
6 Extraterrestaurant - An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon.
7 Foreploy - Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex.
8 Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
9 Kinstirpation - A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.
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