Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?"

One of the officers smiles and says "On the contrary. You, sir, were driving with the correct speed and today we are giving cash prizes to people who drive carefully."

TV news reporter comes out of nowhere, congratulates the driver and asks "What will you spend the money on, sir? "

The guy thinks for a while and replies "I'll finally get a driver's licence!"

His wife jumps out of the front seat and starts explaining for her husband "Please, don't listen to that fool! He's always talking nonsense when he's drunk."

Granny comes out of the car and starts yelling "I knew it! I told you we won't go far in a stolen car!"

Hearing all the noise outside, grampa gets out of the trunk and asks "Are we in Austria yet?"