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Joke: What Happens When Lesbians Have Sex?
- Sorry fellas, it's a cold world.
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Broseph_McbrahUploaded 03/02/2018 -
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Joke: A Guy Walks Into a Bar and Sees a Jar of $100 Bills on the Counter
- He asks the bartender "Hey, what's with the jar?" *Contains NSFW Language*
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RobynHitchcockUploaded 02/28/2018 in Funny -
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Dreaming Numbers
- I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my buddy Matt. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the most bizarre dream the...
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guitarloverUploaded 10/27/2010 -
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Hedge Clippers
- A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once...
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roxanna_usUploaded 02/05/2010
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Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping
- After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and...
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matman747Uploaded 02/02/2010
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One-Liners
- 1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. 2) The early bird might get the worm, but the...
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xxfregiltxxUploaded 11/28/2009
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The Men's rules
- We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note… these...
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guinness13494Uploaded 11/07/2009
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Subject Drug Warning
- Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from...
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thelegenderyUploaded 10/12/2009
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The Lie Detector Robot
- John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One...
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KingRolo0503Uploaded 09/10/2009
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Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week
- Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...
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LTlingerieUploaded 08/31/2009
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Perfect Eyesight
- Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's...
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thelegenderyUploaded 08/30/2009
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Worldwide Survey
- A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the...
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midnite492Uploaded 06/13/2009
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Age Vs Wisdom
- A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He...
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ADLifeUploaded 06/11/2009
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CDC Medical Alert
- The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even...
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Ricky2Uploaded 05/14/2009
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20 years with my wife
- A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen...
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pbl0Uploaded 04/01/2009
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Some Things You Just Can't Explain
- A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...
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thelegenderyUploaded 03/09/2009
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Joys of Shopping
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you...
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crackrocksteadyUploaded 03/04/2009
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Four Worms
- Four Worms and a lesson to be learned: A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms...
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thelegenderyUploaded 02/24/2009
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The Duck Hunter
- A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. ...
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milestyles55Uploaded 02/19/2009
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Ear infection
- This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong -- and...
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APBondsUploaded 02/08/2009
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Women Should Never Ask
- There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions...
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thelegenderyUploaded 01/29/2009
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Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
- 1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like...
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thelegenderyUploaded 01/20/2009
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Unusual Interesting Facts
- 1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in...
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xxyzzUploaded 01/16/2009
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And Then The Fight Started
- My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ...
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bcems33Uploaded 01/16/2009
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Definitions
- 1.) THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.....Any part under a car's hood. Male.........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2.) VULNERABLE...
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thelegenderyUploaded 01/14/2009
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Very Punny
- The pediatrician was a real kidder. A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors...
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pepsicola88Uploaded 01/08/2009
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William and Dad
- One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most...
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thelegenderyUploaded 01/07/2009
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African King
- The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. Out...
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cityboy1022Uploaded 01/02/2009
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Indian Student
- It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...
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thelegenderyUploaded 12/29/2008
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$50 or $10,000?
- A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there the mother-in-law dies. The local undertaker tell...
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guinness13494Uploaded 12/19/2008
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Keep Quiet
- Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe...
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thelegenderyUploaded 12/15/2008
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Take a Hike
- A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the...
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thelegenderyUploaded 12/15/2008
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Funny Warning Labels
- In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods...
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aimeelee143Uploaded 12/08/2008
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Ten Things Only Women Understand
- 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat...
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eyendskyUploaded 12/08/2008
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Cinderella Story
- Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world ...
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aimeelee143Uploaded 12/04/2008
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Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker
- A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off...
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thelegenderyUploaded 12/03/2008
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Superman That Hoe
- Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman sun bathing in the nude. He has some dirty thoughts but doesn't want to get turned...
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austinromero07Uploaded 12/02/2008
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Kids are quick
- Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it...
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jinky1888Uploaded 11/26/2008
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Proof
- Proof that Jesus was... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his...
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thelegenderyUploaded 11/19/2008
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