Two terrorists on their examination day:

First one enters, the examiner asks "What did you do during your education?"
"I cuted down power poles, so smalltowns had blackouts."
"Ok, how many letters has the alphabet?"
"26!"

Next one enters. "What did you do during your education?"
"I throwed molotow cocktails at designer labels."
"Excellent, how many letters has the alphabet?"
"23 - D, K 'n' Y is gone..."