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The Difference Between Having Guts or Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all
heard about people
having guts or balls, but do you really know
the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the
definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out
with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts
to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you
flying
somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out
with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say:
"You're next fatty."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in
the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death
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