An old Italian guy is talking to his neighbour one afternoon. Out of the blue, the Italian guy says to the neighbour, "Hey. You like women, right? Do you like the women with those big saggy tits that go down past their belly?"
"Ewww! No; that's gross." says the neighbour.
The Italian guy shrugs and says "Oh, so you like the women with the ass the size of a dump truck?"
"Nope....not them either." says the neighbour.
"Ahhhh..." says the Italian guy. "Then you must love the women with the thick, curly moustaches, eh?"
"Can't say as I do." the neighbour replies.
"Oh....okay." says the Italian. "Then why while I'm at work do you fuck my wife?"