The wonderful pig
Usagichan
Published
05/12/2008
A man driving past a farmyard sees a pig with a wooden leg. Curious, he stops and asks the farmer about it.
"That pig is one helluva a beast - when my li'l grandson fell into the creek, it dived in and saved him!"
"But what about the wooden leg"
"Yes sir, one helluva beast. When the old barn burned down he unbarred the door and saved all my stock!"
"But what about the wooden leg?"
"One helluva pig - you know when we was robbed it caught the robber in its teeth and saved all my cash!"
"But THE WOODEN LEG?"
"Well now, pig like that, you ain't gonna eat it all at once are you?"
"That pig is one helluva a beast - when my li'l grandson fell into the creek, it dived in and saved him!"
"But what about the wooden leg"
"Yes sir, one helluva beast. When the old barn burned down he unbarred the door and saved all my stock!"
"But what about the wooden leg?"
"One helluva pig - you know when we was robbed it caught the robber in its teeth and saved all my cash!"
"But THE WOODEN LEG?"
"Well now, pig like that, you ain't gonna eat it all at once are you?"
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