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Things Men Won't Say

1.Let's watch Lifetime!
2.Sex is overrated.
3.I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4.Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5.There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6.I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7.My hips are too big.
8.Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9.Does this suit make me look fat?
10.I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
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