Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It's a blast

The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers: Dale Earnhardt.

At the World Trade Center restaurant, they offered three seating areas:
smoking, non-smoking and burned beyond recognition.

They dont need any more volunteers to help at the WTC:
they have found 5000 extra pairs of hands...

New York, New York, so good they hit it twice

American Airlines is now offering sight seeing tours of Manhattan!

Q: What is world most efficient airline?
A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York 8:48!

What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones head sitting in 90th floor of the WTC ?
- The 91st floor.....