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Sweetgreen’s 106-Gram Protein Bowl Is a Last-Ditch Effort to Save the Dying Slop-Shop

You’re not imagining things; the protein business is booming.

Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With Hollywood Talent Agency UTA

They’re bringing those big blocks of cheese to the big screen.

Congressman Tim Burchett Wants Your Help Identifying Two Men Who Peed On His Driveway

If you know these men, no you don’t.

College Athletes Are Using AI Assistants During Interviews

Honestly, it’s a huge improvement.

Study Finds Ancient Humans and Apes Probably Kissed

We’ve always been freaks.

The Mushroom Guy Who Tried to Hijack a Plane is Only Getting 50 Days in Jail

The judge said that “Pilots are not perfect. They are human.”

MrBeast’s New ‘Theme Park’ Looks Really Bad

Sorry if you already bought your ticket to Saudi Arabia.

Companies Are Buying Youth Sporting Events and Charging Parents to Take Photos

Want to film your daughter’s first soccer game? Get ready to cough up a licensing fee.

Remember When That Boat Crashed Into the Baltimore Bridge? Its Crew is Still Stuck in Baltimore

If you had to choose between “being in a major boat accident” and “spending 19 months in Baltimore,” I think most people would go for the former.

Keith Urban Played Chappell Roan’s “Pink Pony Club” at Trump’s Latest Mar-a-Lago Party

Anybody else feel like we don’t live in reality anymore?

Police Officer Announces Predator Sting Operation by Singing Radiohead’s “Creep”

One case where you don’t want to be special.

15 Photos of the Most '80s Things of the 1980s

What a decade!

17 Gen X Staples They'd Be Triggered if Their Kids Did

Gen X dreams turned nightmares.

18 Totally Useless Reviews Posted By the Clueless

How do reviews really work?

Photos Of What It Looked Like To Be A Nerd In 1973

When nerds were kinda cool.

Items From The '80s Your Kids Will Never Understand

Kids today don't know a thing.

22 Acts of Vandalism That Made Everything Better

We approve of these messages.

Vintage Prices from When the Dollar Had Buying Power

Take us back!

Classic Trucks and SUVs That Weren't Oversized Tanks

We miss the time when things had a normal size.

Photos Where The Lights Are On But Nobody’s Home

Hello?

People Who Forgot to Take Their Common Sense to Work

Working hard or hardly working?

Trump Gets Handsy With Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman

They’re having a blast.

Microsoft Warns Windows 11’s AI Agent Might Infect Your Computer With Malware

Tate McRae’s Phoenix Show Was a Measles Superspreader Event

If you saw Tate McCrae in Phoenix last week, you might want to see a doctor.