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Companies Are Complaining That Young People Aren’t Spending Enough Money on Stupid Things

You could always, you know, pay them more.

Mark Zuckerberg Allegedly Tried to Hire AI Programmers By Bringing Them Homemade Soup

Nothing tempts you to a job more than a bug-eyed man handing you gazpacho.

White House Budget Chief Russ Vought Caught Doodling During Cabinet Meeting

Of course, you’re doodling during a meeting, you’re twelve.

What 1980s High School Looked Like if You Weren’t Cool

At least you had good music.

One-in-a-Million Shots That Could Never Happen Again

Some things are meant to happen just once.

Simon Cowell Says He’s Sorry for Being a Jerk on ‘American Idol’

Too little, too late.

Saudi Arabia Just Opened a ‘Wild West’-Themed City

They’re not just performing “Cowboy Justice” on journalists anymore!

Joe Rogan Thinks AI Might Be the Second Coming of Christ

Just a dude talking with his buddies.

Photos That’ll Make You Want to Schedule An Eye Exam

You'll be looking with a tilted head.

‘Health Influencers’ Are Now Just Eating Baking Soda

The new “endurance hack” is treating yourself like a cookie.

Home Security Cameras Keep Getting Hacked and Used for Blackmail

If you have a video camera pointed anywhere personal, throw it away.

People Think Kim Kardashian Is Soft Launching a Neuralink

According to her doctor, she does need one.

Out of Place Objects That Look Like Time Travel

How did they end up here?

Studies Find That More Americans Are Graduating High School, But They’re Not Smarter

I guess it kinda evens out, then.

$900 ‘Louis Vuitton Advent Calendar’ Just Has a Bunch of Paper Ornaments

A thousand bucks well-spent!

Kash Patel Allegedly Wears a Women's Medium-Sized Jacket

The Best Looking Rides of the ’60s and ’70s

Driving through the decade.

Study Finds AI Will Help You Build a Nuke — So Long As You Ask in the Form of a Poem

For some reason, poetry breaks all of AI’s safety guardrails.

‘Quiet Firing’: Instead of Layoffs, Everybody Thinks Their Job is Trying to Get Them to Quit

They don’t have to pay unemployment if you choose to leave!

Photos Remembering Legendary New York Nights at CBGB

The place you wanted to be in.

Forgotten Rock Bands From The Past Worth Rediscovering

Bringing back the lost sounds.

Photos Looking Totally Normal Until You Zoom In

You'll be adjusting your glasses more than once.

After Chip Bag Incident, Police Argue That Their New AI Weapon Detection System Isn’t Racist, It’s Just Really Bad

Is that better?

Glitch Leaves 70% of Airport’s Smart Toilets Unable to Flush

Imagine awkwardly standing over the toilet waiting for an update so your dookie can go down.