Some people wear cowboy hats, others wear cowboy monuments. We’re talkin’ hats so big, they need their own name. Hats that could double as kiddie pools.
Welcome to the wild world of headgear that’s less “Yeehaw!” and more “Yikes!” Somewhere underneath all that felt is a regular-sized noggin just trying to make it through the day without a neck injury.
Whether it’s a fashion statement, a cry for help, or just a bet gone wrong, these 10-gallon titans are living proof that bigger isn’t always better… but it is way funnier.
Hold on to your belt buckles, these hats are comin’ in hot, and they’ve got absolutely no chill.
1
Fashion outlaw on wheels.
One man. One dream. Zero sense of moderation.
2
She came for brunch, stayed to block the sun for three states.
This hat is big enough to pay rent.
3
Foam on the Range.
Looks like a mattress, wears like a lifestyle.
4
Man, Myth, Mini-Me.
Double the cowboy, half the stability.
5
The Three Hat-sketeers.
They look like they just robbed a Party City.
6
Hat Envy: A Love Story
When your brim’s not wide enough and you know it.
7
Little Hat? Never Heard of Her.
This kid is 80% hat, 20% snack time.
8
Hairy Potter and the Chamber of Cowboy Secrets.
How much Aqua Net does it take to summon Satan? This.
9
Sidewalk Sheriff Reporting for Duty.
Every step is a yee. Every breath is a haw.
10
Welcome to McYeehaw.
He came for nuggets. He left with attention issues.
11
Not a Big Hat for Him.
Why the long face? Oh right, the tiny hat.
12
The Hat Is the Main Character.
He really knew how it was done.
13
Draft beer meets draft horse.
She’s dressed like your uncle’s Saturday night AND Sunday regret.
14
It’s TURRRRRD FERGUSON!
Big hat. Funny name. Classic SNL. He understood the assignment.
15
Sir, this is a sidewalk, not a runway.
His hat entered the room 5 minutes before he did.
