10 Products for Those Who Love Self Induced Torture
Spicy food items that will leave your taste buds scorched and anus ablaze.
Published 6 years ago in Funny
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Want to satisfy your sweet tooth while searing your tastebuds with the fires of hell? This lollipop is made with chilli extract that comes in at 9 million scoville units. Check out one of the hottest candies in the world, The Satan's Toe Lollipop - $8.75 Get it HERE
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Alright you bunch of noobs, and badass wannabes, this ain't yo' grandpa's hot sauce. This EXTREMELY HOT pepper extract is for experienced fire eaters and crazy people. Coming it at over 9 Million Scoville units,even the review for this sauce scream "taster beware". Mad Dog 357 No. 9 Plutonium Pepper Extract - $99.89 Get it HERE
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Just how hot can a tortilla chip be? To avoid lawsuits, the makers of this snack state "the contents of this bag are extremely frightening. Paqui is not responsible for any injuries that may result from ingesting this delicious terror. The use of gloves and safety goggles is encouraged. Common side effects include addiction to burning pain, blurred vision, and unquenchable thirst. Enjoy with caution and consider yourself warned." Get yourself a bag or two of The Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper Chips - $6.99 Get it HERE
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Feeling the need to be cool and relatable to today's hip youth? Forget Avacado toast, get yourself a bottle of Guacamole Salsa Verde Hot Sauce - $9.99 Get it HERE
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Up for more of an "experience" of flavor profiles with varying degrees of heat? Check out this satisfying collection of the Hot Sauce Book of Pleasure and Pain - $22.99 Get it HERE
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Marinated meat, sliced and trimmed, vacuumed sealed, this beef jerky packs a for-real punch and may even save your ass after North Korea nukes us. Get the prepper in your family some Seriously Spicy Beef Jerky - 8.99$ Get it HERE
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Looking for something spicy and saucy, on a Presidential level? Make Hot Sauce Great Again and get yourself a bottle of Trump That B**ch Hot Sauce - $9.99 Get it HERE
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Do you need a good hot sauce that will nuke your intestines and turn your sphincter into a molten lava dispenser? Then you'll definitely want to try "Da Bomb" Beyond Insanity Hot Sauce - $8.81 Get it HERE
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Feeling like such a badass you don't need the hot sauce but want to go straight to the source? Test your badassery by eating a couple of these Carolina Reaper Chili Peppers - $9.49 Get it HERE
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Wish you could combine your two favorite things like GUMMIES and Hot Sauce? Wel then I have just the thing for you, the Ghost Pepper Gummy - $9.95 Get it HERE
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