10 Terrible Life Lessons from Your Favorite Christmas Movies
Some of the lessons that these stories tell are terrible.
By PeppersGhost
Published 17 years ago
Some of the lessons that these stories tell are terrible.
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Bad Lesson: Irving Berlin's "White Christmas" is One of the Most Innocent and Uplifting Christmas Carols of All Time.
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Bad Lesson: If You’re a Minor and a Stranger Offers You a Ride, You Should Probably Say Yes
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Bad Lesson: If You Kill Santa Claus, You Will Become Santa Claus
4
Bad Lesson: People Will Like You Instantly If You Give Them Money
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Bad Lesson: People in the Chicago Suburbs Never Call the Police for Any Reason Whatsoever
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Bad Lesson: Sometimes Chevy Chase Makes Good Movies
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Bad Lesson: If People Were Mean to You as a Kid, That Excuses ANY Malicious Criminal Behavior You Might Commit When You’re an Adult
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Bad Lesson: If You’re in Need of a Moment of Clarity, Why Not Give Suicide a Try?
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Bad Lesson: If Enough People Say Something Is True, Eventually, It Becomes True
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Bad Lesson: Toy Safety Warnings are Pointless and Should Be Disregarded Immediately
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