TSA's Instagram Shows Some F*cked Up Confiscations
How the hell did they think they could get that past security!?
By AmityIsland
Published 8 years ago in Wow
How the hell did they think they could get that past security!?
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Someone in San Diego thought throwing knives would make a good in-flight companion.
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was shooting in Atlanta and decided to carry-on their crusty friend.
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This bad bitch decided to bring her gun and bullet heels through the scanner. What a dummy.
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This Walking Dead replica is not permitted on most flights . . .
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KNIFE BELT MOTHER FUCKER!
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"Um sir actually, it's for my live action role playing adventure later . . ." **loudly slurps Mountain Dew. **
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"Just going to see my friends in ISIS that live in Napa, what's the problem?!"
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If you're looking for the perfect gift, why not give a five-bladed flogger to your loved ones. Grandma's birthday is right around the corner!
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The TSA has confirmed it: PIE CAN FLY! This is good to know for the future.
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It's all fun and games and cats until someone loses a goddamn eye.
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"Don't tread on my stabbing bro."
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Whether your scavaging the post-apocalyptic wasteland or spending a quite sex-dungeon night in with your slave, don't forget this mask.
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