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1. This collapsable cup will make it look like you're just caffeinating when in reality you're doing everything in your power to keep from telling people how you really feel.
$18 on Amazon
2. "Sorry, I just need to step into the other room to take this call." This fake phone flask holds 4.5oz and is your answer to getting out annoying family conversations.
$29.99 on Amazon
3. Impress your religious relatives by getting drunk on the holy spirit.
$22.99 on Amazon
4. "What a beautiful bracelet" you'll vaguely remember people saying after wearing this 3.5 oz wrist flask.
$21.77 on Amazon
5. It's kind of ironic since cameras are intended to preserve memories, but at least you'll get to disappoint everyone that there weren't any photos actually taken of your holidays.
$15.99 on Amazon
6. Okay, I know it's almost winter time, but you can come up with some story about how your doctor says that you need sunscreen.
$11.98 on Amazon
7. With this 13 oz (!!!) fake umbrella flask, you'll never have to be dry again.
$15.99 on Amazon
8. What? It's milk. This is how they sell it at the store now. You seriously haven't seen them selling milk like this at the store yet?
$9.99 on Amazon
9. This clip-on 8 oz flask comes in 13 different colors. Everyone is going to be so impressed.
$24.95 on Amazon
10. This is the year you pretend that you care about your appearance.
$18.50 on Amazon
11. Put these bad boys in the shower and no one will give them a second thought. They even come with adhesive press seals so they'll appear to be brand new if someone checks! Genius!
$14.99 on Amazon
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