13 Dumb Sex Tips From The Internet!!!!
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Published 12 years ago
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Those who can, do. Those who can't give dumb sex advice on the Internet.Whatever you do, don't follow any of these dumb sex tips. Here's the only sex advice you really need: if you're in a sexual relationship with someone, don't be a jerk. Tell them what you want, and listen to them when they return the favor. Then insert A into B. See? It's really quite simple. These 13 sex tips aren't just dumb. They're absurd, sadistic, and baffling
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3. DUMB SEX ADVICE: Caught up in their role playing, lovers are given the perfect excuse to check out often taboo areas of the body or explore them as never before. How can he refuse the prostate "exam" from his hot-to-trot doctor? How can she not bend over to make sure that everything is A-OK down there?WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: A medical procedure where a doctor inserts a cold finger inside of a man in order to check for cancer is not hot, much the way there's no such thing as a "sexy" mammogram.Source: FoxNews.com
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5. DUMB SEX ADVICE: Make a Bedroom Burrito! While you're rolling around in bed, wrap her up in the sheet so she can't do anything with her arms. Leave her head, shoulders, and lower legs uncovered. Now kiss every inch of exposed skin.WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: Another term for "bedroom burrito" is a "straight-jacket."Source: MensHealth.com
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6. DUMB SEX ADVICE: Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off.WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: A threesome with a ring-shaped fried cake is not a fantasy that men have. Other threesome fantasies he will never have: femalemalebundt cake, femalemaleeverything bagel, femalemalecannoli.Source: Cosmopolitan.com
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9. DUMB SEX ADVICE: Turn off the lights, take a flashlight, and guide the glow to areas of your body that you want him to lick or rub. Start with your neck, ears, nipples go wherever you want him to explore. Even if it's a nonsexual area like your back, he has to pay attention to that area until you stop shining the flashlight on it.WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: Flashlights are great if you're in a blanket fort, or lost in the woods at night, or directing airplanes on a runway. Not in the bedroom.Source: Cosmopolitan.com
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13. DUMB SEX ADVICE: Put some hot sauce on his sexual organ.. if u cant afford it just go to taco bell they have free packs by the napkins!WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: This advice from some barely literate Internet troll gets points for thrift. But if you have to slather genitals in hot sauce, you're hungry.Source: Yahoo! Answers
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