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14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

Most of us have never and will never spend time behind prison bars. But that means all that we really know about these living conditions is what we're fed on TV and movies.

By zachnading

Published 1 year ago in Wow

Most of us have never and will never spend time behind prison bars. But that means all that we really know about these living conditions is what we're fed on TV and movies.


Well thanks to AskReddit, we've found 15 stories that prove prison isn't exactly like what Hollywood loves spoon-feeding us on the regular. From prisoners getting a full education to female inmates treating tampons and pads as currency, we've compiled first-hand accounts of what life behind bars is truly like.

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    Man.. I’ve been in and out all my life and one thing never changed for me. It was always so COLD. Obviously the food is garbage but it doesn’t matter where I was. Processing, the tank, the box… FREEZING. -ChiefsNation__

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 2

    I work in a mixed med/max, one of the inmates told me the worst for him is the absolute lack of mental stimulation. Even with jobs they work 3 to 4 hours a day depending on where they are but those jobs are boring. I'd like to see them offer more ways to learn usable skills when released. -inquisitiveeyebc

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 3

    There’s opportunities to actually do things to better yourself, but you have to create those opportunities for yourself. I tutored GED classes and worked in education teaching basic computer classes, I did an apprenticeship for dental assisting, and I helped people get in shape (was a personal trainer on the streets). I also finished my associates in there.

    I took out as many low interest student loans to go back to school to complete my degree. Those loans helped me not suffer while getting back on my feet. All I had to do was work full time and go to school. -Budget_Connection_32

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 4

    It was boring and I was almost always hungry. The food hours were weird. It was like 5am, 10am, 4pm for the three meals. -squaredistrict2213

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 5

    It's different than what you'd normally see on T.V. because you'll mostly see the worst examples of what a prison can be, and because the guards and administration want to make themselves look as good as possible for the cameras. I made a lot of friends in prison and I am still close with a lot of them. I even gained a brother who I still talk to and see on a regular basis. -I_Am_The_Only_Groot

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 6

    It’s actually pretty crazy the micro economies that exist behind bars, along with the ways people pass time. From barbers to trainers and tattoo artists and personal chefs, people without “income” or someone putting money on their account regularly definitely find their ways to earn an income. -Ok_Faithlessness5367

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 7

    In most cases the COs are scarier than the inmates. People forget that they can basically do whatever they want to you as long as you live - even in the rare case where they go too far, lock an inmate in a shower and scald him with hot water or something, they just barely face consequences.

    At my prison if you got out of line, a couple of the COs would punish you by bringing a K-9 police dog into your cell to relieve itself on your face... -pocrik9

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 8

    They also didn’t give any sort of orientation so when you’d have to get out of bed for a headcount, another inmate had to tell me to get up. I also didn’t know other protocols. There was a carton of milk in the toilet. I figured someone just threw it away, so I peed in the toilet and flushed.

    Couple hours later, one guy walked up to me and said “did you pee on the milk?!” Turns out he was just keeping it in there so it would stay cold. -squaredistrict2213

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 9

    I consulted with women inmates at our state penitentiary. The lifers wanted peace and quiet. They would descend on any fresh meat that caused disturbances because they didn’t want guards cracking down on them too. -MidwestAmMan

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 10

    One of the worst things is also the divide between the races. All for one and one for all is the best way I can describe it. But the absolute worst part for me is that you are ALONE. Even with people all around you, you are alone. -ChiefsNation__

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 11

    Prison is obviously physical, but it is very largely a state of mind. If you can keep positive enough to make the best of a bad situation, it can be good. Plenty of time to learn a skill, study subjects, work out, meditate, learn religion, etc... -bstyledevi

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 12

    My obsession became tearing loose threads from my blanket every night. Chewing them and hoping to make the biggest ball of loose threads possible. One day they checked our mouths and I lost that big ball of refuse; it was heartbreaking to lose the only purpose I had in the entire world. -grond-grond-grond

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 13

    To get any privileges (letters, visits, canteen, books, cellmates...) you had to log 50 hours a week working in the barns. For a city boy it was intolerable. These were factory-sized hog barns and chicken coops. The stench was unbearable. I threw up so much my first month. -tyu821

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

  • 14

    Feminine products. It was ridiculously difficult to get tampons, pads, and such. You know the joke that cigarettes are currency in prison? Yeah it’s like that with tampons and pads. I smuggled diapers in once. I was like queen. -Onlynanny

    14 Former Inmates Share Their Stories About Life Behind Bars

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