14 Men reveal the worst thing a woman has said to them during sex
Uploaded 12/06/2017
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1. “As im slipping it in,
her- “wait, you washed it since you pooped last,right?” ,
me- “what? Yes”,
her- “but with antibacterial soap, right?”,
me -“um, what… yeah sure”,
her -“i dont believe you. Go wash in now and i need to smell it first.”
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2. “I stopped taking the pill”……after I came…..
and that was the end of that relationship.
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3. “Hurry up”
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4. Just screaming, in pleasure, from the very start. Like, I just stuck it in, I know it’s not that good. So awkward.
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5. “i’m gonna put something up your butt when you least expect it”
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6. I was drunk and had a serious case of the whiskey dick. After about an hour of not finishing (simply cos I couldn’t, lol), she proceeded to cry and throw a fit about how she’s ‘not good enough’ and went on about how ugly she was and unable to satisfy me cos she was so ‘fat and unfunny’. As if I wasn’t struggling enough
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7. “Let’s Make a Baby!”
This was on our 2nd date. Nnnnnewp!
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8. She didn’t say anything, but she puked.
I will say that when a girl throws up, her kegels tighten up pretty dramatically. That part was pretty impressive.
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9. One time my ex referred to my penis as “Wilfred”, the name of her fish
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10. Gf of six months screams, “Oh my god, Greg!”
My name isn’t Greg.
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11. “I’ve had bigger.” Those words still sting.
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12. “f*ck me daddy! f*ck me! I won’t tell mommy, promise!”
I can get into some role play but that just creeped me the fuck out because she sounded like she had experienced it before. Yeah, that relationship ended real quick
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13. The worst thing a girl said to me was when I was giving oral sex for the first time she stopped me and asked me what I was doing down there.
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14. “Wanna suck MY d*ck?”
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“As im slipping it in,
her- “wait, you washed it since you pooped last,right?” ,
me- “what? Yes”,
her- “but with antibacterial soap, right?”,
me -“um, what… yeah sure”,
her -“i dont believe you. Go wash in now and i need to smell it first.”
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