14 Odd Confessions

KrunchyTahko Published 09/06/2015

I thought I was messed up, how do these compare to your own confessions?

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One time I spent $12,000 in under 2 months... on video games.
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My dad had to throw away a 250$ pair of shoes because of me.: "When I was 10, me and my family went camping for a week. Since there were no toilets within miles of the campsite, I tried to hold in my s**t for a week. Don't know why I had that brilliant idea, but 2 days before we left, I couldn't hold it in any longer, and let out a massive turd that almost ripped my anus apart. My dad went out to gather some wood for the fire, and... you can guess the rest.
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I'm 22 now and in college. I'm a little shy (no boyfriend for example) but I have a decent amount of friends, and lead a normal life. But all of a sudden I really want to play with dolls. Not just collect them ... I want to make stories up and stuff.
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I jerked off in a public bathroom: It was a movie theater, and my movie wasn't going to start for 45 minutes. I didn't go into the bathroom intending to jerk off, but a guy came in right after me and I couldn't go. I pulled out my phone and realized I hadn't done it for a few days, so I did it.
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I use to think dildos were a Hostess product. When I was younger, I overheard the older kids saying dildo a couple times at lunch. They were whispering and giggling. For years I couldn't figure out what was so funny about snack cakes."
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I masturbated to my Sims WooHooing: "I was in like 5th grade and it was my only source of material. I tried not to think about it being a game. Forgive me EA."
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I'm 42 and have a really awesome life, great family, job, home, even my dog is fucking perfect. But sometimes (like now) all I want to do is get high with a nice girl half my age, listen to dubstep or jungle, and fuck.

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3.
4.
One time I spent $12,000 in under 2 months... on video games.
5.
My dad had to throw away a 250$ pair of shoes because of me.: "When I was 10, me and my family went camping for a week. Since there were no toilets within miles of the campsite, I tried to hold in my s**t for a week. Don't know why I had that brilliant idea, but 2 days before we left, I couldn't hold it in any longer, and let out a massive turd that almost ripped my anus apart. My dad went out to gather some wood for the fire, and... you can guess the rest.
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I'm 22 now and in college. I'm a little shy (no boyfriend for example) but I have a decent amount of friends, and lead a normal life. But all of a sudden I really want to play with dolls. Not just collect them ... I want to make stories up and stuff.
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I jerked off in a public bathroom: It was a movie theater, and my movie wasn't going to start for 45 minutes. I didn't go into the bathroom intending to jerk off, but a guy came in right after me and I couldn't go. I pulled out my phone and realized I hadn't done it for a few days, so I did it.
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I use to think dildos were a Hostess product. When I was younger, I overheard the older kids saying dildo a couple times at lunch. They were whispering and giggling. For years I couldn't figure out what was so funny about snack cakes."
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I masturbated to my Sims WooHooing: "I was in like 5th grade and it was my only source of material. I tried not to think about it being a game. Forgive me EA."
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I'm 42 and have a really awesome life, great family, job, home, even my dog is fucking perfect. But sometimes (like now) all I want to do is get high with a nice girl half my age, listen to dubstep or jungle, and fuck.