Americans haven’t been known to back down from a fight, and fighting with animals, no matter their size or how scary they are, is not the exception.
A poll was done to know which animals people think they could beat in a fight, unarmed, just fists, kind of thing. And let’s just say the confidence is very high and ambitious. Most people agree they could fight a rat, but some even believe they could beat a grizzly bear.
These are some bold claims to make, but the delusion keeps us entertained. If these are the animals you’re fighting, which fight would you be able to win?
1
King Cobra
15% believe they could win against them, maybe they weren't thinking about how venomous they are.
2
Chimpanzee
17% want to outfight a chimp. We disagree.
3
Medium-sized dog
49% think they could take on this dog. A reminder that pitbulls exist.
4
Lion
Who are the 8% sillies that think they could beat a lion?
5
Elephant
8% also think they could take down an elephant. Have you ever seen the size of an elephant?
6
Goose
61% said they could beat a goose. I guess we'll believe it when we see it.
7
Rat
72% answered they could beat a rat. So 28% are total cowards then.
8
Wolf
12% think they can fight a wolf. 12% are stupid.
9
Kangaroo
Only 30% think they'd win. 70% can attest it's a mistake.
10
Grizzly bear
6% believe they would win this huge animal. Bold, and also a death sentence.
11
Gorilla
8% answered they could fight pounds of power. Have they never watched any movie ever?
12
Crocodile
About 9% think they can take on this animal. Nature is waiting to prove them wrong.
13
Large dog
40% answered they could beat a large dog. Why would you want to beat this adorable creature?
14
Eagle
Roughly 13% believe they can defeat this bird. Spoiler, it can fly, you'll lose.
15
Cat
69% said they could win against them. Those people clearly have never had a cat.