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15 Animals Americans Swear They Could Beat In A Fight

Which one are you fighting?

By Sabrina Fernandez

Published 1 day ago in Funny

Americans haven’t been known to back down from a fight, and fighting with animals, no matter their size or how scary they are, is not the exception.


A poll was done to know which animals people think they could beat in a fight, unarmed, just fists, kind of thing. And let’s just say the confidence is very high and ambitious. Most people agree they could fight a rat, but some even believe they could beat a grizzly bear.


These are some bold claims to make, but the delusion keeps us entertained. If these are the animals you’re fighting, which fight would you be able to win?

  • 1

    King Cobra

    15% believe they could win against them, maybe they weren't thinking about how venomous they are.

    King Cobra

  • 2

    Chimpanzee

    17% want to outfight a chimp. We disagree.

    Chimpanzee

  • 3

    Medium-sized dog

    49% think they could take on this dog. A reminder that pitbulls exist.

    Medium-sized dog

  • 4

    Lion

    Who are the 8% sillies that think they could beat a lion?

    Lion

  • 5

    Elephant

    8% also think they could take down an elephant. Have you ever seen the size of an elephant?

    Elephant

  • 6

    Goose

    61% said they could beat a goose. I guess we'll believe it when we see it.

    Goose

  • 7

    Rat

    72% answered they could beat a rat. So 28% are total cowards then.

    Rat

  • 8

    Wolf

    12% think they can fight a wolf. 12% are stupid.

    Wolf

  • 9

    Kangaroo

    Only 30% think they'd win. 70% can attest it's a mistake.

    Kangaroo

  • 10

    Grizzly bear

    6% believe they would win this huge animal. Bold, and also a death sentence.

    Grizzly bear

  • 11

    Gorilla

    8% answered they could fight pounds of power. Have they never watched any movie ever?

    Gorilla

  • 12

    Crocodile

    About 9% think they can take on this animal. Nature is waiting to prove them wrong.

    Crocodile

  • 13

    Large dog

    40% answered they could beat a large dog. Why would you want to beat this adorable creature?

    Large dog

  • 14

    Eagle

    Roughly 13% believe they can defeat this bird. Spoiler, it can fly, you'll lose.

    Eagle

  • 15

    Cat

    69% said they could win against them. Those people clearly have never had a cat.

    Cat

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