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15 of the Weirdest Things People Got Stuck Inside Themselves

Dear God, why?!?

By Nathan Johnson

Published 5 years ago in Wtf

Dear God, why?!?

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1
A guy got a buttplug made out of Lego and duct tape stuck up his ass.

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2
A man thought he bought a sex doll but received a Barbie doll in the mail. He ripped off its arm and shoved it up his penis.

3
A man had a whole shower head in his rear end with a hose attached to it.
4
A guy "fell" on a flashlight and it went up his butt.

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5
A lady had a knife inside her vagina. She did it to "get revenge" on her boyfriend.
6
A man had a giant black dildo shoved up his butt. When they got it out his partner said she wanted it back with a wink.
7
An older woman once had a potato growing inside her uterus.

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8
A man had a rat inside his rectum. It bit off a part of his colon and he suffered from internal bleeding.
9
A guy put a light bulb up his ass. It was removed with "great difficulty."
10
A prisoner once shoved some floss up his penis just so he could get out of his cell.

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11
A woman tried using a pair of tongs to masturbate but they got lodged in her vagina.
12
A guy for some reason put a ballerina figure from a music box into his urethra.
13
Some guy's wife shoved a carrot up his ass that they weren't able to remove with surgery.

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14
A guy has a toy lizard up his rectum and claimed he had no idea how it got there.
15
A woman put Campbell's beef soup in her vagina because her boyfriend liked to eat it from there.

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