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This is how she looks today.

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Or more correctly, this is how she looks today.

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But she grew up a model.

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Dreaming of winning beauty pageants.

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And also one day running an international and highly murderous drug trafficking ring.

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Imagine being married to this guy. What a creep.

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Just the simple things in life.

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Who's she imagining being the target?

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If you check her Instagram though, where she has 500k followers, her posts look a little odd.

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Seems like a pretty lonely mother's day, no?

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Is this the kind of selfie a murderer would post? Probably, yes.

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Please, Mrs. Chapo, do not murder me for posting this.