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15 George Carlin Career Highlights And Best Jokes

Remember some of the greatest moments from one of the greatest comics.

By Neill Lynskey

Published 5 months ago in Funny

Look back at some of the best moments from the best comedian of the counterculture.


George Carlin was the cranky, complaining, ingenious voice of American comedy. He began his career in the 1960s as a traditional stand-up with short hair and a suit, but as the 1970s came around and his career began to fizzle, he embraced the hippy movement and found his signature style of telling it like it is. 


Over the next few decades, audiences looked to him for his biting satire, sharp wit, and scathing critiques of American culture. He was the first host of Saturday Night Live, the first to utter words onstage that we can’t even type here, and the first to show other comics just how impactful a joke could be.


Here are some of Carlin’s most legendary career highlights, and most memorable jokes. 

  • 1

    Carlin performing on UK's “This Is Tom Jones”.

    1969

    Carlin performing on UK's “This Is Tom Jones”.

  • 2

    Carlin with singer Buddy Greco.

    1967

    Carlin with singer Buddy Greco.

  • 3

    “I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”

    - George Carlin

    “I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”

  • 4

    Carlin with a cardboard cutout of himself as he looked in the 1960s.

    1973

    Carlin with a cardboard cutout of himself as he looked in the 1960s.

  • 5

    “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”

    - George Carlin

    “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”

  • 6

    Carlin performing in his new look.

    1970s

    Carlin performing in his new look.

  • 7

    Carlin’s album “I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die”, which was recorded on September 10th, 2001.

    The release was delayed for some reason.

    Carlin’s album “I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die”, which was recorded on September 10th, 2001.

  • 8

    George Carlin publicity photo.

    1975

    George Carlin publicity photo.

  • 9

    Carlin at a book signing for “Brain Droppings”.

    2004

    Carlin at a book signing for “Brain Droppings”.

  • 10

    Carlin performing later in his career.

    April, 2008

    Carlin performing later in his career.

  • 11

    “Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”

    - George Carlin

    “Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”

  • 12

    Carlin hosting the first ever episode of “Saturday Night Live”.

    1975

    Carlin hosting the first ever episode of “Saturday Night Live”.

  • 13

    “Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”

    - George Carlin

    “Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”

  • 14

    George Carlin’s “Class Clown”.

    1972

    George Carlin’s “Class Clown”.

  • 15

    “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”

    - George Carlin

    “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”

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