14 Girlfriends Who Do Some Weird Stuff

Nathan Johnson Published 01/26/2020 in Funny

Sometimes women can be weird as hell.

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“… and to have me forcefully inhale and exhale so that her head bounces along on it. She finds it relaxing.”
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“… This involves hugging her and lifting her up and down somewhat quickly. It always makes her smile and she makes the cutest noises. Sometimes I’ll stop too early and she will politely ask for more. She’s 30 years old and I will always be there to bounce her when she needs it most.”
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” I then must do the same and, when the coast is clear, slightly lift our respective shirts and BELLY BUMP! Then just walk away like cold war spies.”
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“… and to have me forcefully inhale and exhale so that her head bounces along on it. She finds it relaxing.”
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“… This involves hugging her and lifting her up and down somewhat quickly. It always makes her smile and she makes the cutest noises. Sometimes I’ll stop too early and she will politely ask for more. She’s 30 years old and I will always be there to bounce her when she needs it most.”
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” I then must do the same and, when the coast is clear, slightly lift our respective shirts and BELLY BUMP! Then just walk away like cold war spies.”
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