Introducing the Merit Badges for Millennials—because surviving adulthood in 2025 is its own adventure. These hilarious awards recognize the true milestones of modern life: from surviving a Zoom meeting without muting yourself, to conquering the mystery of setting up your new phone.

Forget Boy Scouts, these badges are for the real-world heroes navigating avocado toast, Wi-Fi outages, and the eternal struggle of is it time to nap or power through? Each badge is a celebration of those everyday triumphs that make millennials the resilient, exhausted legends they are. So, grab your badge and wear it with pride!