Failure can be a bitter pill to swallow. Hopefully, you gain some insightful knowledge that can perhaps -- in some small way -- improve your life or provide some hard-earned wisdom to carry yourself forward. At the very least, you hopefully remember not to make the same mistake twice.
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“My friend should probably invest in sunscreen.”
2
“One of my mozzarella sticks tonight”
3
“My fiancée wanted to be nice and make some ribs. Turns out Pyrex can shatter.”
4
“I ordered a plain burger with cheese. I got a plain burger. With cheese.”
5
“The weather was nice outside yesterday.”
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“Just a little bit more.”
8
“2 pizzas I bought to bake in my hotel that has no oven.”
9
“Late night flight canceled. The airline was unable to put us in a hotel.”
10
“My pillow in my €120 a night hotel”
11
“My hot oil burn from earlier today.”
12
“Sun through the skylight is a direct hit to the record player.”
13
“I guess they won’t be driving anywhere anytime soon.”
14
“My sister got me a new book for my birthday.”
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“I was looking forward to moving to the empty window seat.”
