These may raise you spirits.
1
“I’m fat and I’m pregnant and I have no shame.”
2
“My brother was joking about how he dresses like a 5-year-old. Then he found this.”
3
“Freshmen year of college, I knocked my tooth out. Made this to warn gentlemen of the potentially misleading nature of the duck face.”
4
“My blind friend got engaged yesterday....he’s pretty sure.”
5
“Balding has caused me so much depression. So I went bald.”
6
“Most long-sleeves are longer than my arms due to a disability, so I wore an appropriate sweater.”
7
“Our baby announcement photo. My wife looked so thin after delivery that I joked I looked like the one who had just delivered.”
8
“My friend told me that I look like a popsicle stick.”
9
“My favorite shirt. Yes, I am single.”
10
“My friend’s wedding about a month ago had a photo booth. I figured since I am single I should make the best of it.”
11
“After getting hit by a car this year, I thought this was the only appropriate costume for Halloween!”
12
“I tried dying my hair. My boyfriend said I reminded him of a certain animal.”
13
“As a paralyzed man, I feel my Apple watch might be mocking me.”
14
“Spotted at my local McDonald’s. I feel uhhhh... mocked.”
15
“Put both on this morning to get wife’s opinion. Forgot to change before I left and was at work all day like this.”
