15 People You'd Hate to Meet in a Movie Theater
deathwish01b
Published
01/18/2016
Are theaters the best place to see a movie? Eh...no.
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The person who takes an interior seat despite the fact that they know they'll be making multiple trips to the bathroom/snack bar. -
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The brat who's always kicking your seat back. -
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The pirate who puts his camera in your way. -
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The know-it-all who can't resist answering the pre-trailer trivia slides out loud. -
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The guzzler who tries in vain to get his money's worth out of that ten dollar soda and manages to compete with Michael Bay's explosions in the noise department. -
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The walking IMDB page who can't stop himself from rattling off the entire work history of every actor. -
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The smuggler who sneaks in delicious-smelling food that ruins your enjoyment of your overpriced Milk Duds. -
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Gabby McMouthybitch who won't shut off her fucking cell phone. -
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The randy bonobos doing it in the back row. They never should have closed all the porn theaters. -
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The parents who couldn't find a sitter. The only thing good about them is they may put almost as much of a damper on the bonobos as they do on your enjoying this sequel to a reboot of a remake. -
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The Queasy Rider who can't handle all the panning around in J.J. Abrams' movies, or maybe someone told him what's in the popcorn butter. -
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The clueless bitch who won't stop asking her seatmates what's going on. -
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The cootie-phobes who snuck into an R-rated movie and got offended by the kissing scene...then traumatized by the sex scene. -
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This asshole. Seriously, WTF? -
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Justifiable homicide right here.
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