15 People You'd Hate to Meet in a Movie Theater

Uploaded 01/18/2016

Are theaters the best place to see a movie? Eh...no.

1. The person who takes an interior seat despite the fact that they know they'll be making multiple trips to the bathroom/snack bar.
2. The brat who's always kicking your seat back.
3. The pirate who puts his camera in your way.
4. The know-it-all who can't resist answering the pre-trailer trivia slides out loud.
5. The guzzler who tries in vain to get his money's worth out of that ten dollar soda and manages to compete with Michael Bay's explosions in the noise department.
6. The walking IMDB page who can't stop himself from rattling off the entire work history of every actor.
7. The smuggler who sneaks in delicious-smelling food that ruins your enjoyment of your overpriced Milk Duds.
8. Gabby McMouthybitch who won't shut off her fucking cell phone.
9. The randy bonobos doing it in the back row. They never should have closed all the porn theaters.
10. The parents who couldn't find a sitter. The only thing good about them is they may put almost as much of a damper on the bonobos as they do on your enjoying this sequel to a reboot of a remake.
11. The Queasy Rider who can't handle all the panning around in J.J. Abrams' movies, or maybe someone told him what's in the popcorn butter.
12. The clueless bitch who won't stop asking her seatmates what's going on.
13. The cootie-phobes who snuck into an R-rated movie and got offended by the kissing scene...then traumatized by the sex scene.
14. This asshole. Seriously, WTF?
15. Justifiable homicide right here.

1. The person who takes an interior seat despite the fact that they know they'll be making multiple trips to the bathroom/snack bar.
2. The brat who's always kicking your seat back.
3. The pirate who puts his camera in your way.
4. The know-it-all who can't resist answering the pre-trailer trivia slides out loud.
5. The guzzler who tries in vain to get his money's worth out of that ten dollar soda and manages to compete with Michael Bay's explosions in the noise department.
6. The walking IMDB page who can't stop himself from rattling off the entire work history of every actor.
7. The smuggler who sneaks in delicious-smelling food that ruins your enjoyment of your overpriced Milk Duds.
8. Gabby McMouthybitch who won't shut off her fucking cell phone.
9. The randy bonobos doing it in the back row. They never should have closed all the porn theaters.
10. The parents who couldn't find a sitter. The only thing good about them is they may put almost as much of a damper on the bonobos as they do on your enjoying this sequel to a reboot of a remake.
11. The Queasy Rider who can't handle all the panning around in J.J. Abrams' movies, or maybe someone told him what's in the popcorn butter.
12. The clueless bitch who won't stop asking her seatmates what's going on.
13. The cootie-phobes who snuck into an R-rated movie and got offended by the kissing scene...then traumatized by the sex scene.
14. This asshole. Seriously, WTF?
15. Justifiable homicide right here.