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15 Rodney Dangerfield Candid Snapshots & Best Jokes

Who Rappin' Rodney was also a comedian?

By Neill Lynskey

Published 6 months ago

We’re finally giving the man the respect he deserves.


Rodney Dangerfield is proof that it’s never too late to make it big - but you also have to be a genius, and a little bit insane. Dangerfield started out as a comedian in his twenties, but eventually gave up to work as a salesman and support his family. He finally returned and became a national sensation on “The Ed Sullivan Show” at the age of forty-seven. He went on to sell out shows, write and act in movies, and even record a rap album. And yeah, he complained a lot about his wife.


Here are some of the best jokes and moments from the silver fox of vintage comedy.

  • 1

    “I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

    ― Rodney Dangerfield

    “I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

  • 2

    Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show cracking up Carson

    1979

    Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show cracking up Carson

  • 3

    Rodney Dangerfield on the set of “Caddyshack”

    1980

    Rodney Dangerfield on the set of “Caddyshack”

  • 4

    “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”

    ― Rodney Dangerfield

    “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”

  • 5

    Rodney Dangerfield filming “Easy Money”

    1983

    Rodney Dangerfield filming “Easy Money”

  • 6

    “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

    ― Rodney Dangerfield

    “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

  • 7

    Cover of "Rappin' Rodney", the Dangerfield rap album

    1983

    Cover of "Rappin' Rodney", the Dangerfield rap album

  • 8

    “I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”

    ― Rodney Dangerfield

    “I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”

  • 9

    “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

    ― Rodney Dangerfield

    “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

  • 10

    Rodney Dangerfield on the set of “Back to School”

    1986

    Rodney Dangerfield on the set of “Back to School”

  • 11

    “Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”

    ― Rodney Dangerfield

    “Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”

  • 12

    Promo for his animated film, “Rover Dangerfield”

    1991

    Promo for his animated film, “Rover Dangerfield”

  • 13

    “What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”

    ― Rodney Dangerfield

    “What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”

  • 14

    Rodney Dangerfield in “Ladybugs”

    1992

    Rodney Dangerfield in “Ladybugs”

  • 15

    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”

    ― Rodney Dangerfield

    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”

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