“I was in a life drawing class when I was 18 and most of us were 18 year old girls. It was cold that morning so the nude models dick looked really small and I think most of us didn’t know dicks could grow because there was giggling. I’m sorry Tim, we know your dick isn’t always small now.”

and get caught in their v*ginas. That was a secret to me for nearly 25 years as a man. I know now.”

Then, when I was on a ski trip with friends, they made fun of me and called me an idiot and told me that girls peed out of their v*ginas. Then, at the ripe age of 25, my sister who is a health professional informed me that no, girls do not pee out of their v*ginas.”

I thought it was something that happened kind of suddenly, and was over within a few weeks.

Like dudes being dudes. Giving each other high fives and shit.”

in between the vagina and the butthole where you were supposed to put your p*nis.”

I don’t know what made me think this, but I assumed nothing came out when they orgasm after the procedure. Probably jokes like “they took the venom out of the cobra”.’