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Blankets are fine, but ELECTRIC blankets are lit.

Heat up your bod with this comfy contraption available here.

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It sucks when your devices die and you don't have an outlet. Solve that pesky problem with a USB battery pack.

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Go shorty, it's your bi-det. We gonna potty like it's your bi-det. Sorry, but bidets are an easy way to class your ass up.

You can get a simple one here.

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"Every man needs a dremel" says every man with a dremel.

Become a dremel-owning champ by clicking here.

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Your air may be dry and you don't even know it. A humidifier can help you sleep better in a misty haze.

You can get a nice humidifier here.

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Smart lights can make waking up and going to sleep easier.

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Dangling headphones can make doing anything more difficult: Working out, shopping, filing for a divorce, entering the fetal position, etc. Make dealing with your trauma easier with a set of wireless earbuds.

You can buy some here.

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Scientists warn that you'll waste your arms away if you vacuum too much. Make a robot do it for you with an automated robovac.

One is available for you here.

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Why wait to get to your car before you turn it on?

Crank her up on the couch with a handy dongle that you can grab here.

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An automated lock will take away the anxiety of leaving your home unattended.

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A second monitor is a surprisingly handy investment.

Splurge for a nifty curved monitor here.

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Tired of having to reach and move to charge your phone? This 10 footer can put that juice in your grasp from across the room.

Buy one here.

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Waiting for your computer to boot up can be a real drag. Begone, drag! An SSD hard drive will speed the whole process up.

You can get a decent and affordable one here.

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The world would be a more effective place if everyone carried a multi-tool.

You can snag one here.

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A chef's knife will make you a badass in the kitchen.

Grab one (carefully) here.

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Having an accident can be a really shitty experience, but a dash cam can save your ass in court. As an added bonus, if you capture something ridiculous with your brand new cam, you can feature it right here on EBW!

Get one right here.