Some real jokers over here.
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“I like to take videos of my wife, and tell her I’m taking pictures.”
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“I’m tired of being the single friend, so I bought these to leave in all my boys’ cars.”
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The moment our fears make us stronger and... more useful.
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“The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great.”
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“Guys, just look at how my friend eats her pizza!”
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“All of my coworkers agreed to dress up as Smurfs for Halloween. I’m the only one who went through with it.”
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The main thing is to delegate responsibilities in time.
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“My mom got mad at her name/picture and told me to change it, so I did.”
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“My mom gave my stepdad an (almost) buzzcut and sent me this photo and message saying, ’Don’t tell him about the surprise!’”
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“My dad pranked my mom by putting his old ninja turtles all over the house in weird places. Here was one in the microwave.”
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“My sister asked me to edit some photos for her wedding website.”
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“I installed 2 switches in my brother’s Prius that do nothing. They just run off watch batteries to light up. Let’s see what happens.”
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“Day 5 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices. Well, she noticed this morning — it’s been a good run everyone!”
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“My wife always complains that it takes me too long to clean up the yard. I don’t see the problem.”
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Rule of thumb: how to choose a husband
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“I saw this sticker in the restroom at a movie theater. That’s a hand dryer. Also it doesn’t work no matter what you do.”
