16 Historical Sexual Insults That are Just Plain Savage

DoctorMolestro Published 01/27/2018 in Funny

Historical slang dissing your wang.

1. An Old English Word For The Worst Kind Of Whore. On the opposite end of the spectrum from high-class call girls.
2. Dark Cully – Victorian Term For A Man Who Only Visits His Mistress At Night. That two-timing bastard only goes to see her at night anyway.
3. 19th-Century British Zinger, Similar To Calling Someone A P*ssy. Literally meant a whimpering vagina.
4. In Old French, A Woman With A Naughty Reputation
5. Australian For 'Extremely Gay' From The Early 1900s. Someone who very much prefers penises.
6. Victorian For Really Nasty Prostitute. An extra-nasty corner hoe.
7. Old English For Son Of A Prostitute
8. Shakespeare's Way Of Calling Someone An Adulterer. she's the town pony – everyone gets a ride.
9. Viking Burn For Implying Another Man Was Raped
10. In Victorian England, The Lover Of A Villain Or Gangster. A ride-or-die chick.
11. In The 1800s, A Woman Who Was Either Promiscuous Or A Prostitute
12. 1800s Term For Someone Who Is Either Too Young Or Too Old For Sex
13. 1800s Phrase For A Prostitute Who Worked The Countryside. These may have gone extinct.
14. Coined By Shakespeare & Used By Pirates, A Very Sexually Active Woman Or Prostitute. Always swipes right on Tinder.
15. Victorian Term For A Part-Time Or Amateur Prostitute. She works as a stripper at night to pay for college.
16. Old English For Impotent. He just can't get it up.

1. An Old English Word For The Worst Kind Of Whore. On the opposite end of the spectrum from high-class call girls.
2. Dark Cully – Victorian Term For A Man Who Only Visits His Mistress At Night. That two-timing bastard only goes to see her at night anyway.
3. 19th-Century British Zinger, Similar To Calling Someone A P*ssy. Literally meant a whimpering vagina.
4. In Old French, A Woman With A Naughty Reputation
5. Australian For 'Extremely Gay' From The Early 1900s. Someone who very much prefers penises.
6. Victorian For Really Nasty Prostitute. An extra-nasty corner hoe.
7. Old English For Son Of A Prostitute
8. Shakespeare's Way Of Calling Someone An Adulterer. she's the town pony – everyone gets a ride.
9. Viking Burn For Implying Another Man Was Raped
10. In Victorian England, The Lover Of A Villain Or Gangster. A ride-or-die chick.
11. In The 1800s, A Woman Who Was Either Promiscuous Or A Prostitute
12. 1800s Term For Someone Who Is Either Too Young Or Too Old For Sex
13. 1800s Phrase For A Prostitute Who Worked The Countryside. These may have gone extinct.
14. Coined By Shakespeare & Used By Pirates, A Very Sexually Active Woman Or Prostitute. Always swipes right on Tinder.
15. Victorian Term For A Part-Time Or Amateur Prostitute. She works as a stripper at night to pay for college.
16. Old English For Impotent. He just can't get it up.