We tricked some security guards with pics of our armpits zoomed in to look like butts. After that, the whole heist was a snap!
We only lost 5 henchmen this time, which is a new personal best, and we used the rest of the "Flowers to Dead Henchmen's Families" part of the heist budget to get not one, not two, but FIVE $5 Footlongs from Subway. Breakin' vaults and eatin' fresh babyyyyy (
do we get our money now?)! Anyway, enjoy these
history pics!
1
Rangers serving under Rip Ford. Rio Grande-Nueces River, 1850-1851
2
President Nixon dines with Chinese leaders in Beijing, 1972
3
Elisabeth “Lilo” Gloeden stands before judges, on trial for being involved in the attempt on Adolf Hitler’s life, 1944
4
Flight deck and controls of a B-29 Superfortress. Note the security blanket over the Norden bombsight.
5
Queen Victoria, the “grandmother of Europe”, with Kaiser Wilhelm II, Tsar Nicholas II, and future King Edward VII in one large royal family snapshot, 1894
6
First Lady of South Korea Yuk Young-soo slumps down after being shot by a North Korean sympathiser, during an assasination attempt on her husband President of South Korea Park Chung-hee, on Korean Independence Day ceremony at the National Theater of Korea in Seoul – 1974
7
John F. Kennedy leaving on a gurney from hospital following spinal surgery, as his wife Jacqueline stands over him. December 1954
8
Noodle delivery boy in Tokyo, 1935
9
Chinese guerrilla fighter Cheng Benhua miling moment before execution by the Japanese, she was 24. (Late 1938)
10
High school teacher John T. Scopes is brought to trial in Dayton, Tennessee for teaching the theory of evolution, which was prohibited under state law. July 10, 1925
12
Mao Zedong and the Dalai Lama Beijing 1954
13
Japanese Navy soldiers use a field gun to exchange fire with Nationalist Chinese forces at the Shanghai North Railway Station, September 1937
14
George N. Barnard’s 1864 photograph of a slave trader’s business on Whitehall Street, Atlanta, Georgia, shows a United States Colored Troop Infantryman [Corporal] just by the door
15
A Rural Soviet town snapped from a passing train, taken by American spy Martin Manhoff, c. 1952-54
16
A German messenger dog leaps a trench, possibly near Sedan during a training session, May 1917. Two stormtroopers are just visible in the trench behind and beneath the dog.
17
Hatfield Clan 6 years later after the Hatfield-McCoy feud. (1897)
