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17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

Multiple job interviews that go straight down the drain.

By Nathan Johnson

Published 5 years ago in Facepalm

Multiple job interviews that go straight down the drain.
  • 1

    I once had a company call me back for an interview on New Year’s Eve (around 6 or 7 pm)…It’s like dude, for one thing, I’ve been pregaming it for New Year’s Eve, and second, you’re a tiny independent kindergarten in Japan, I know jack shit all about your school beyond that. And now I know you work insane hours (New Year’s is a huge family holiday in Japan, no one works it, especially not school teachers), and I want nothing to do with you.

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 2

    I had a candidate tell me “I have extreme anger problems and I can’t help but get loud and hands-on when’s someone doesn’t get what I’m trying to say.” It was for an engineering internship.

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 3

    Pee on them. Assert your dominance.

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 4

    Did this already! Was nervous and chugged the last of my coke before going inside. Went to shake the guy’s hand and say Hello but a very loud long burp came out instead. I just dropped his hand and left.

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 5

    Sorry I’m late I got pulled over, but I was under the legal limit so…

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 6

    I was recruiting a new engineer and a gentleman from the middle east applied. Great papers, great experience, awesome cover letter. We actually fly him in to do an in-person interview. He refused to speak to our female receptionist and refused to shake hands with the female HR manager doing the interview with me. He ignored her during the meeting. We ended the interview in about 5 minutes. Needless to say, he was not hired.

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 7

    Does your employee theft policy offer second chances or would you fire me right away?

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 8

    Interviewer asked me what I knew about the company, apparently, talking about their company’s spokesman being arrested for child molestation & possession of child pornography wasn’t the correct answer.

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 9

    Bring a bottle of apple juice and proceed to tell the interviewer that you brought your own drug test sample whilst accidentally spilling it all over the table and their laps…

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 10

    “Figuratively speaking how strict are your policies on sexual harassment?”

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 11

    My manager once had a guy come in for a job interview. “Dolf” seemed really nice, clean-cut, polite. He was talking to her and rolled up his sleeves… SWASTIKAS!!! An arm full of swastikas. She was honest and told him she didn’t think it was going to work out, as the owner of the business was Jewish. He was like, “Okay, I understand.” They were in there for about two minutes.

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 12

    Do you have masturbation breaks?

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 13

    Interview going well. Female Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: About you or the company? Female Interviewer: ………….. Haunts my memory to this day.

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 14

    Had an interview at a retail store: “I’m really good at zoning out and doing repetitive boring work”. Still got the job, dont know how.

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 15

    I had a guy applying while completely stoned. He was like « don’t worry, I only smoke in the evening. Well sometimes before breakfast too.»

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 16

    “Are there kids around, I’m not legally allowed near them?”

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

  • 17

    Walk in naked. “Wheres the couch?”

    17 People Who Ruined Their Job Interviews

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