Got a gun pointed at my crotch by the girl whose apartment the party was at. She laughed and said it wasn’t loaded. Then some guy called her back over to the table where he was sitting. He said, “give me that.” And proceeded to pull out the magazine. I left about then.

I once got stabbed in the f**king chest at a party. This guy had a ceramic plate of wings (was drunk) and i accidentally bumped into him (dropping his wings and plate) he got so f**king mad he picked up a shard of the plate and stabbed me with it. i ended up going to the hospital but was mostly ok.

It was towards the end of the night and one guy was asleep on a living room chair, legs over one arm and leaning back against the other arm. He woke up just as he was about to vomit and his friend literally dove in to catch the vomit with his hands (we didn’t want to mess the house being underage drinkers). That wasn’t the crazy bit though… sleepy guy had caught his own vomit in his hand and said “it’s okay, I got this” and scooped it back into his mouth, swallowed it, then went back to sleep. It’s been over 10 years since it happened and I will never forget watching that.

Guy showed up with a duck on a leash. F**king wild man.

These guys were trying to cook a pig which none of them have ever done, so these geniuses came up with a plan to build a fire pit, lay the pig on top, then place a cast iron bathtub over the pig to cook… all day. When it was time to feed the partiers, they removed the tub to find nothing but ashes. They cremated a pig.

An extremely drunk/high guy (I have no idea, he was wobbling around and hallucinating) and he made my bed. I watched, also fairly drunk, from the corner of my room, as he fell on top of it over and over while attaching the sheets and tucking them under the mattress. Guy’s mother must have drilled some crazy sense of duty into him.

Guy had a warrant out for his arrest for something stupid, no idea what. He saw flashing lights outside and panicked. He climbed out a tiny bathroom window without telling anyone and spent almost two hours on the roof, hiding in case the police came back. It wasn’t the police, it was the meter-maid checking for parking violations.

A very fat friend of mine was extremely drunk and said ‘Im gonna do a flip!’ and did a complete front flip, landing on a plastic chair, which broke and sliced his arm open.

I went to a college Halloween party about 8 years ago, there’s was this dude dressed up in a pink gorilla costume just going ham, life of the party! Dude went a little too hard, he ended up throwing up directly into his gorilla mask (while wearing it), and then followed it up by power yeeting himself down the stairs! An ambulance came for him and we saw him again the next morning when he returned as a regular cultured human and a cast on his leg.

A rando who wound up at a house party asked a couple people if they had heroin, and after we kicked him out he came back to the smoker’s area in the alley out back and tried to physically carry a drunk girl off down the back alley. We intervened and got her inside and safe, but that was pretty f**king crazy. Be careful out there kids

A girl that said she wore 3 bras because it felt comfortable. She kept throwing bras around, and I counted about 4 when I had to pick them up after the party. She never returned to pick them up..

There’s a certain club in Berlin.. if you go to the men’s bathroom you’re almost certainly going to run into this one guy, who’s been there for years, who will beg you and other random men to piss on his face, and thank you if you do. He will do it for hours every night. He is pretty polite and doesn’t force you to piss on him, though he will beg you for it. I’ve seen a lot of crazy things but this one dude is impossible to forget.

well, I once cooked some burgers for a party and after eating one the host had a heart attack. I call the recipe I use “heart attack burgers” now. Yeah he’s fine

Hosted a party once and stayed sober so my house wouldn’t turn into a wreck. Walked into my room and saw the biggest guy in my class (bodybuilding kind of big) drunk af sitting on my bed watching reruns of Spongebob Squarepants and eating nachos. Then looked at me dead in the eye and said “what? It’s a good show”.

I walked into a literal f**kpile once, judging by the amount of limbs there were at least 5 people in it, with another 6 smoking pot and drinkong booze sitting around the pile like it was a weird bonfire.

A girl once lectured me about how dangerous cannabis is after she had just done a line of my coke.

Drinking with a bunch of friends, one guys is smashed and spills his full drink all over the floor. He grabs the mop from the closet and starts mopping it up while the rest of us give him a hard time for wasting alcohol. Deadpan takes the mop, lifts it above his head and wrings it out into his mouth…

my first ever week at uni a guy in our flat passed out in his boxers & socks after swigging tequila & Southern comfort straight from the bottle for an hour. He was fully gone & couldn’t even stand or drink water. We put him to bed, then not 10 mins later he knocked at my door fully dressed & apologized for ‘the incident yesterday’ & said he’d be more careful with his drinking. Just the speed of his recovery was honestly completely crazy. He did then disappear all night as far as I’m aware but it remains a mystery to me what happened..