18 Guys Who Totally Missed Their Chance to Score
They missed all the obvious signs.
Published 5 years ago in Funny
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“My now-fiance told me he liked me, and I told him I wanted to get to know him. At the end of our first date we kissed and arranged a second date. I told him later that night that I liked him back. After a few days he messaged me ‘but do you mean like as a friend or do we like each other the same way? I’m sorry but you have to spell it out for me. I don’t want to get the wrong impression'”.
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“This girl ran her finger up and down my button-up shirt seam where the buttons are and said “I always wanted to ride in a mustang” (I owned a classic one) and I was like, “OH CooL! I can give you a lift home after work” Then I did and she was all “You want to come up and watch a movie?” and that’s when I hit DEEP clueless nerd and said “I would, but I’m meeting some friends to play D&D”
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“With my boyfriend, on our first date he didn’t give me a kiss and left and I said, “what, no kiss?” And he just awkwardly laughed and walked away. Second date he asked me to his apartment, I asked if I could take my pants off since they were uncomfortable and we laid on the bed watching a movie. I had my leg over his body and left leaning in close for a kiss, and he didn’t kiss me. He finally kissed me when I was about to leave and was in the middle of talking when he did it.”
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“I was friends with two guys, Aaron and Johnny. There had always been sexual tension between us. At a party, Aaron and I sneak off and start getting frisky. As things are getting hot and heavy, Aaron calls Johnny into the room. He comes in, and Aaron puts Johny’s hand on my breast. Johnny says, “Wow, congrats, you got her shirt off” and leaves. Aaron and I are confused but get back to business. The next day, I message Johnny “Hey, why didn’t you want a threesome last night?” He replies: “WHAT?!?! THERE WAS A THREESOME?!””
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“There were rumors in my store that I liked one guy and he liked me, but we were too stupid to admit it to each other. One day I was fed up and decided to take action, so in front of everyone I shouted at him from the opposite side of the department “hey name! I like you ok?” He turned and shouted back “thank you”.” We ended up dating for 3 months.”
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“Told the guy I liked (now my bf) that I was single and was looking for a bf, and he just went “oh have fun, that’s always difficult” then later in the conversation I ended up calling him hot and bf material (yeah bad joke I know) and he was like “haha thanks” 3 hours afterward, he texted me like “WAIT WERE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME”
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