1

This well-meaning good samaritan who simply wants to make sure someone has their “inhaler”

2

This commenter.

3

4

This Halloween costume shopper…

5

And this one.

6

This little Puritan…

7

This person who just doesn’t understand idioms.

8

And this classic Tumblr user, who just isn’t good at match games.

9

And wow, this one.

10

This Tumblr user who doesn’t quite understand what “69” means.

11

This poor dude.

12

And this one…

13

Aww.

14

This restaurant patron. (Though, in fairness, this seems the fakest of all of them.)

15

16

This person who’s gonna be in for a surprise if they ever Google “Watersports.”

17

18

This person who was just trying to do some Konmari.