Some real "geniuses".
By Nathan Johnson
Published 4 years ago in Facepalm
“The whole side was barely attached. No worries though, it’s nothing 2 poorly positioned yellow straps can’t fix!”
“This traffic light is showing solid red and green at the same time.”
“This motel has a sign that says ’sorry’ and nothing else.”
“Pay for the plus feature.”
“This was my $15 dessert at a fancy restaurant: a tablespoon of ganache with a crouton on top.”
“Ah yes, the Stranger Things spinoff”
" What is this even supposed to say?"
“It’s been like this for years.”
“Why?”
“The keys on my new laptop are practically invisible because the manufacturer thought gray on silver was a great idea.”
“I am so confused.”
“If you can’t fix it, make it work for you.”
“I mean, there may be a situation where this could save your life.”
“Ordered this $15 salad.”
“The ‘not my job to think’ award goes to...”
“Best manhole cover ever”
“We fixed it.”
“Trained everyone up on the security system.”
“Fixed the clock, boss!”
