So accurate it's scary.
By Kenneth Coo
Published 9 years ago in Funny
When you actually have a chance to win an Oscar and they start to boycott it
When someone won’t stop talking about their new gluten-free diet
When you see the Powerball numbers announced and you realize you’ve just lost 30 dollars
When you realize the President you voted for won't reduce taxes and give away free money like he said he will
When you’re failing a class and the teacher makes a joke
When you try to impress a girl with stargazing and there's so much clouds you can't see anything
When she agreed to "Netflix and chill" is late an hour but you don't wanna give up yet
When you're shit drunk and you hear "Your Jam"
When you arrive to a party before any of your friends
When someone says “nice to meet you” the third time you’re introduced
When your crush's jokes are cheesy but she's very hot
When your roommate didn’t buy toilet paper when they said they would
When your friends post Facebook pictures of their babies and write "Aren't they cute?"
When your extended family asks when you’re going to stop banging models and are getting married and having kids
When you watch Cringe Galleries
When you finish your McDonald’s and find more french fries in the bag
When you buy someone a hat, and you love it and they despise it
When you see a hot girl but try to play it cool
When the Officer almost believed you're not drunk and your buddy does something stupid behind your back
