19 Savage Insults Levied At People.
These were cold-blooded.
Published 4 years ago
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Had an alcoholic kitchen worker at my first job that I swear to God could have been a roast writer. I caught him looking at a female employee’s ass once for like 5 straight minutes. I was like, “Thurman, you okay?” He said, “Man, boss, it’s a shame she has such bad acne. Love that ass, but it looks like her face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.”
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Friend of mine in highschool was arguing with her bf over the phone, he called her a slut, whore, said she was loose, ect ect. She replied with “oh yeah Mike? Well, your dick glows in the dark you should probably go get that checked out!” We were 16 and that come back still gets me every time. Also, from that day forward Mike was now henceforth known as “glow stick”
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