Japanese Apology Services - several companies in Japan would send out an envoy to apologize to someone for you

The Las Vegas Hangover Bus - this is an actual hangover treatment, with IV hydration and anti nausea pills included in the service

The Vending of "Official Irish Dirt" - buy original soil from Ireland

Japanese Ear Cleaning Parlors - yes, these's a fetish like that

The Hourly Nudist - hire a naked cleaning lady (or gentleman)

Rent a Significant Other in China - it seems like faking a relationship is a big deal in China, and you can hire a professional girlfriend/boyfriend to accompany you at, say, family dinners

Goldfish Leasing - feeling lonely during a business trip? The hotel room feels empty? Hire a company that's going to provide you with a temporary goldfish companion

Snake Massage - yup, snakes can be massagers

Grandmas for Hire - you can hire a grandma in Australia

Your Own Personal Stalkerazzi - want to pretend you're famous? This is a great way to boost up your charisma points when picking up gold digger chicks

Bicycle Taxidermy - UK artist Regan Appleton can provide you with unusual trophies to hang in your living room

Anonymous Nose Hair Notification - another service you can pay for in Japan. This one notifies your friends that they should probably have their nose hair plucked. Anonymously, of course. You don't want to cause a faux pas between you and your friend, do you?

Ashes to Portraits - did your husband die and you had him cremated? Why not turn his ashes into a portrait?

Hakali Cactus Massage - snakes are on strike? Cactus might help.

Chicken Trial Rentals - you get a chance to play with poultry commitment free

Pet Poop-Scooping - hiring people to clean after your dog is also an option

Last Meal Delivery - you order a meal and you get... whatever the most recent death penalty recipient wanted as last meal

Pornstar Escorts - there's a company where you can hire an actual big name pornstar (the list is impressive) to accompany you, for example during your prom or at your best buddy's bachelor party