Here is a shortlist of things that get us going and grind our gears. Were too pissed off at the moment to elaborate, but know this, our patience is running thin. So move along, keep it going, and don't get on our bad side.
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People who always interrupt you when you’re mid sentence
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People who don’t let others OFF things (elevators, subways, etc.) …while they try to get on.
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The entitlement of people. Seriously what the fuck. Some people you can tell have never worked for the service industry
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Littering. Just throw your garbage in the garbage can and not the floor.
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When I put the thing in a specific place, and then I go to get it from that specific place, and the thing isn’t there. Where’s the fucking thing? I put it there, I know I did. No one knows anything about the thing or its whereabouts. Drives me insane. Later on I inevitably find the thing in a different place, and suddenly remember putting it there. Then I am pissed off with myself.
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False accusations made against me
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As a nurse… patients that spit at me!!! Very few things make me want to cock punch you like spitting at me!
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People who only talk about themselves and never ask things like “How are you?” “How was your day?” That shit annoys the fuck outta me
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Wired headphones getting ripped off my face unexpectedly.
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Being volunteered me without my consent.
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Getting comfy in bed and realizing I have to pee.
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These days, just opening my eyes in the morning
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When I hit my head on something. There’s this pipe right around head level near my washing machine and utility sink (I’m not even tall…it’s an old house). I bump my head on it an embarrassing amount of times. I always want to smash something when I do.
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Trying to open “easy open” packaging to find out that shit is not, in fact, easy to open in any way, shape, or form.
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Schrödinger’s douchebag. Defined as someone who speaks or acts in offensive ways and then decides whether he was joking or not based on people’s reactions.
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When I’m wearing socks and walk into my kitchen area and step into wet.
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When in a conversation someone does a whole monologue but when they’re done, wont let you get a single word in and will even walk away.
