20 People Admit Their Horniest Mistakes
Thanks to Reddit, people have shared some of the biggest mistakes they've ever made out of shear horniness.
Published 2 years ago in Funny
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Let my (ex) boyfriend dry-hump me for an hour on a bench outside after summer school.
The bad news: this bench behind our school was also beside a swimming pool. Where parents were taking their children for swim lessons. Eventually a staff member came out and yelled at us for being inappropriate. -hannlouiseols4
I got asked to dog sit at a friend's parents house. She set me up with a blow up mattress in the living room.
I got a little bored so I called my gf and we proceeded to have video sex right there in the living room. I got a text the next day saying there are cameras in the living room and they are just for keeping an eye on their dog while they're away but if I wanted to I can turn them the other way.
I was pretty embarrassed after that one. -fishthe95
Took an escort from a bar in Shanghai back to my hotel. Got carried away after she started give me a blowjob and lost all sense of rational thought. No condom. She hopped on top and we had sex, no condom. She stayed the night and we proceeded to repeat 5 or 6 times, and had zero protection.
Spent the next 3 months thinking about every tickle and twitch in my wiener convinced it was an STI.
Luckily, no positive results. 10 years later, and I think I’m clear. -ReedFreed8
I dated a girl for about 8 months. Broke up with her. Saw her mom at the bar about 4 months later. She took me back to the same house "to hang out with the family". I should add, that the mom was single and attractive. Ex girlfriend (her daughter) was not home at 1am. So I hooked up with the mom. Next morning was a bit weird when my ex showed up at 10. -franzsuperman
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Was trying to get with a girl in college. We were texting and I asked her what she was up to, she said she was training for a marathon and going to the gym and asked if I wanted to come. I ended up running 9 miles before I tagged out. So now I know how far I'd go to get laid, it's up to 9 miles. -euesquecimeunome
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