Getting through Wednesday requires a sharp mind and being light on your feet. Dodge the boredom and monotony that comes with the midweek burnout, and dive into some quality tweets. 

Sabrina Carpenter's ex is sick of not being called by his real name (which is unknown to us), someone is selling an awesome stuffed gorilla with a cigar on eBay, and a team of billionaire killers is finally being put together, Avengers-style. 

Wednesday's can be brutal, but at least we've got the material to help us make it through with a smile.