Here we have it. A definitive list of the most crazy, nonsensical, dragon energy-filled Tweets ever posted to Twitter.

These are 100% real and not doctored in any way, and most of them were never deleted, despite being pretty ridiculous. But if you're of the mind to think of something like this, you probably want it to stick around.

Some of these you've seen before, but there's definitely some hidden gems in here you had no idea about. Happy scrolling, my dudes.