20 Savage Responses to Someone Saying 'I F--ked Your Mom'

damn_nation_inc Published 02/13/2022 in Funny

'Your mom' jokes are up 800% over the last decade. Society continues to deteriorate around us and decency is an antiquated concept. It's time to clap back with some savage insults of your own.

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1. I was in there first and I lasted a lot longer.
2. Pegging doesn't count.
3. She's cremated, and still the wettest you'll ever get a girl.
4. Did she even notice?
5. Why? Did you get tired of disappointing your own parents?
6. Damn, her standards really dropped in her old age.
7. You dug her up? There probably wasn't much left.
8. I've seen my mom, that's not something to brag about.
9. "I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f--k each other's mothers."
10. No wonder she was laughing for three days straight.
11. I'd f--k yours too but based on your looks, I'll pass.
12. Thanks, I'm not her biggest disappointment anymore.
13. I always knew you were a motherf--ker.
14. I hope you showed her a good time, she's a nice lady.
15. Go home dad, you're drunk.
16. ... Dad?
17. Congratulations, you have gonorrhea.
18. I hope you buried her again after.
19. That's an awful thing to do to your grandma.
20. Yeah, she told me all about it. *pinky gesture*

1. I was in there first and I lasted a lot longer.
2. Pegging doesn't count.
3. She's cremated, and still the wettest you'll ever get a girl.
4. Did she even notice?
5. Why? Did you get tired of disappointing your own parents?
6. Damn, her standards really dropped in her old age.
7. You dug her up? There probably wasn't much left.
8. I've seen my mom, that's not something to brag about.
9. "I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f--k each other's mothers."
10. No wonder she was laughing for three days straight.
11. I'd f--k yours too but based on your looks, I'll pass.
12. Thanks, I'm not her biggest disappointment anymore.
13. I always knew you were a motherf--ker.
14. I hope you showed her a good time, she's a nice lady.
15. Go home dad, you're drunk.
16. ... Dad?
17. Congratulations, you have gonorrhea.
18. I hope you buried her again after.
19. That's an awful thing to do to your grandma.
20. Yeah, she told me all about it. *pinky gesture*