20 Savage Responses to Someone Saying 'I F--ked Your Mom'
damn_nation_inc
Published
02/13/2022
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Funny
'Your mom' jokes are up 800% over the last decade. Society continues to deteriorate around us and decency is an antiquated concept. It's time to clap back with some savage insults of your own.
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I was in there first and I lasted a lot longer. -
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Pegging doesn't count. -
3.
She's cremated, and still the wettest you'll ever get a girl. -
4.
Did she even notice? -
5.
Why? Did you get tired of disappointing your own parents? -
6.
Damn, her standards really dropped in her old age. -
7.
You dug her up? There probably wasn't much left. -
8.
I've seen my mom, that's not something to brag about. -
9.
"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f--k each other's mothers." -
10.
No wonder she was laughing for three days straight. -
11.
I'd f--k yours too but based on your looks, I'll pass. -
12.
Thanks, I'm not her biggest disappointment anymore. -
13.
I always knew you were a motherf--ker. -
14.
I hope you showed her a good time, she's a nice lady. -
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Go home dad, you're drunk. -
16.
... Dad? -
17.
Congratulations, you have gonorrhea. -
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I hope you buried her again after. -
19.
That's an awful thing to do to your grandma. -
20.
Yeah, she told me all about it. *pinky gesture*
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