Laughter has a funny way of sneaking up on us, sometimes from a clever pun, sometimes from a perfectly timed punchline that catches us off guard.
The best jokes don’t just make us chuckle; they double us over, wiping tears from our eyes as we try to catch our breath. Some jokes are not even that funny but the witty wordplay makes you read it again, sometimes it’s the absurd twists that makes you want to tell it to everyone.
These quick quips prove that humor doesn’t need to be long-winded to hit hard and these jokes guaranteed will make you laugh or at least they will earn a groan and an eye roll with a smirk.
So, get ready to experience the kind of laughter you can’t hold back, no matter how hard you try.
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A guy and his wife find a S/M magazine under their son’s bed. Mom says, “This is horrible, what should we do?” Dad replies, “Well, we can’t spank him!”
2
I tried putting together a professional Hide and Seek team once, but good players are hard to find.
3
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
4
Two antennas are getting married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible.
5
My wife just yelled, “Have you heard a single thing I’ve been saying?” And I said, “Well, that’s a weird way to start a conversation.”
6
My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
7
Yesterday I got caught peeing in the pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly I nearly fell in.
8
Jesus said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
9
A Roman walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says, “I’ll have five beers, please.”
10
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The skeleton replies, “A pint of beer… and a mop.”
11
My ex-wife still misses me… but her aim is getting better.
12
We’re heading to the Autopsy Club tonight. It’s open Mike night.
13
I was recently diagnosed as colorblind. It completely came out of the green.
14
A man walks into a zoo, and there’s only a single dog there. It was a shih tzu.
15
An old lady in front of me at the ATM asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
16
Why’d the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
17
Why don’t kleptomaniacs enjoy puns? Because they’re always taking things literally.
18
Two hunters are walking in the woods when one suddenly collapses. The other calls 911 and says, “Help, I think my friend is dead!” The operator replies, “First, make sure he’s dead.” A gunshot is heard, and the guy comes back on the phone: “Okay, now what
19
Pavlov is sitting at home when the phone rings. He jumps up and says, “Oh no! I forgot to feed the dog.”
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
